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Entries from February 1, 2008 - March 1, 2008

Yellow Dog Ushers In Web 3.0!

Today the Yellow Dog for President Campaign announced the beginning of Web 3.0 and are proud to launch their first online voter application.

Shown is the Yellow Dog Web 3.0 Widget Internet users can add to their blogs, websites, Google reader, Facebook, Bebo or any other place where widgets can be added. With the Yellow Dog Web 3.0 Widget you will always know the latest news about the candidog, Yellow Dog and unlike the other candidates who are always asking you for money, Yellow Dog is giving you her widget for free.

Grab the code and install your widget for free.

Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 07:52PM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Uncounted: The New Math Of American Elections

Will your vote be counted in 2008? Will your choice for President Of The United States Of America, the ballot you cast, simply get cast aside?

Presidential candidog, Ms Yellow Dog and her running mate Gray D Cat were present at a private screening of Uncounted: The New Math Of American Elections late last evening and upon their exit Yellow Dog was heard to howl, "How can Americans write-in YellowDog08.com where there's no paper ballots?"

When asked his opinion of the film, Gray D Cat meowed, "There's no hope for America if Yellow Dog and I are not allowed to serve the people of the United States of America. The Republicrats are running roughshod over everything that makes America great."

When asked if she planned to continue running Yellow Dog barked, "There's still lots of Republicans and several Democrats that need biting."

"A good dose of cat scratch fever wouldn't hurt either," Gray D Cat hissed.

Previously Yellow Dog was accused of vandalizing electronic voting machines in West Virginia and in several other states but accounts remain unsubstantiated. "Some things just need to be done," Yellow Dog howled as she and Gray D Cat quickly ran to their next campaign appearance.
Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 08:54AM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Candidate Speaks Out On Sex Scandal

Blogsboro Network journalists were able to catch up with Presidential candidate Ms Yellow Dog this morning in Snoqualmie, Washington where the candidog was helping out in the search and rescue efforts brought about by recent avalanches there in the remote mountain ranges of Washington State.

While busy pulling survivors to safety on treacherous mountain slopes Yellow Dog growled, "Of course I had puppies out of wedlock as dogs don't have equal rights and dog marriage isn't recognized by the Federal government or any of the 50 state governments. Is it right to deny me the right to have children simply because I don't have the right to get married?"

When asked if her children were sired by different fathers, Ms Yellow Dog barked, "I'm a dog, it works that way."

She then went on to mumble something about stupid reporters but was by then too far away to clearly understand. Later today the candidog is expected to address the Snoqualmie Indian Tribe from a stump near the casino on the Snoqualmie Reservation.

Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 09:31AM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Presidential Sex Scandal Continues

Blogsboro Network reporters have confirmed that the sons and daughters of Presidential candidate Yellow Dog were born out of wedlock. We are now trying to confirm allegations that multiple fathers might be involved. We attempted to contact Ms Yellow Dog but she is currently unavailable for comment according to campaign insiders.

Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 04:04PM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Presidential Candidate Involved in Sex Scandal

Reports are currently coming into the offices of the Blogsboro Network concerning a potently political time bomb that may complicate matters for at least one of this year's Presidential candidates.

Anonymous sources have alleged that Ms Yellow Dog's puppies were born out of wedlock as part of wild night of howling about on the part of the candidog, Ms Yellow Dog and that the father of Yellow Dog's children is an Irish Wolf hound who is in-fact an illegal immigrant.

Yellow Dog campaign staffers have so far refused to comment pending communication with the candidog who is currently running the campaign trail and was unavailable for comment.

Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 12:57PM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Yellow Dog Calls For Presidential Debate

As if often the case with political challengers and long shots, Yellow Dog has issued a challenge to her political rivals to meet her face to face in front of the television cameras. Earlier today while seated on a stump in Trenton, New Jersey, Yellow Dog whined and opined that her opponents were afraid to go head to head with her. "I'll chew their heads off," Yellow Dog growled to the applause of hundreds of loyal fans and supporters gathered around an oak stump in a Trenton city park.

When asked if she supported the troops in Iraq, Yellow Dog barked, "Of course I support them, I served with them and the best way to support them is to bring them home."

On how she intended to bring the troops home she howled, "Most of them got there in airplanes, I figure that's the best way to bring them home."

When asked if she thought terrorist might overrun Iraq after American forces leave the country Yellow Dog growled, "Terrorists overran Iraq in 2003 when myself and others were deployed there. We're the terrorists in Iraq."

While most of the people who were gathered shared Yellow Dog's view some were quick to ask why she called Americans, terrorists. "Terrorists are people who come to where you live and terrorize you," Yellow Dog roared. "If we haven't terrorized the Iraqi people for the last five years then no one in the world has ever been terrorized."

Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 08:12PM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Yellow Dog Crosses The Potomac

There were no troops, no horses, no silver dollars, no lantern boys and no row boats but just as General George Washington crossed the Delaware River on his way to win the American Revolutionary War, the candidog, Yellow Dog, swam the frigid, mile wide Potomac River today as she made her way north towards Trenton, New Jersey. When asked why she didn't cross at the bridge Yellow Dog howled, "Can't you reporters read? Pedestrians aren't allowed on the bridge."

When asked why she was going to Trenton, Yellow Dog barked, "Cause that's where the stump is," and quickly swam away.

While it's unclear what she meant some are speculating that Yellow Dog is preparing to speak to voters.

In related news, Team Blogsboro reporter, Duke Amboy, has not been seen or heard from since he was arrested February 3rd. A spokesperson for the Charleston, West Virginia Police Department would only say that Mr. Amboy is in Federal custody. No Federal law enforcement agencies are claiming to know Mr. Amboy's whereabouts.
Posted on Feb 12, 2008 at 07:14PM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Yellow Dog Bites Mitt Romney

As shocked supporters and reporters listened to Governor Romney's announcement that he was suspending his campaign, sources close to the Presidential hopeful are reporting to Team Blogsboro the existence of what can only be described as severe bite marks on Romney's buttocks and thighs.

While these reports are as yet unconfirmed they do seem to answer speculation as to why Romney suddenly chose to cut and run.

When asked if she was responsible for the Governor's sudden change of plans, Yellow Dog barked, "So are Bit Mitt's five cowardly sons still avoiding military service while blogging their support for the Iraq War?"

When asked to explain her remarks Yellow Dog only growled.

Posted on Feb 7, 2008 at 07:53PM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Yellow Dog Attacks More Voting Booths

Team Blogsboro reporters are currently investigating multiple reports of Diebold Voting Machines being attacked by Yellow Dog in almost the same fashion as Yellow Dog allegedly attacked Charleston, West Virginia voting machines on February 3rd.

Reports began pouring into the Blogsboro Network offices yesterday morning, continued to come in throughout the day and well into the night with the first call coming from Billings, Montana around 8:00 AM. local time.

Team Blogsboro reporters are currently manning telephones and crisscrossing the country in attempts to verify reports coming in from Georgia, New York, New Mexico, Texas, California, Utah, Minnesota, Maine, Alaska and American Samoa.

Posted on Feb 6, 2008 at 09:07AM by Registered CommenterBilly in | CommentsPost a Comment

Yellow Dog Attacks Voting Machines

Yellow Dog surprised reporters early this morning when she crashed through a plate glass window, rushed into a Charleston, West Virgina polling place and began tearing the electrical cords from the backs of voting machines slated to be used in the upcoming Super Tuesday Primaries.

While she appeared to be shocked as she ripped the cords from the backs of over 40 Diebold Voting Machines she continued her viscous attack apparently unscathed. "They're rigged!" she barked. "They're all rigged. Demand paper ballots now!"

Team Blogsboro reporters attempted to interview Yellow Dog but police pushed them aside and arrested Duke Amboy of Duke Amboy Special Reports as Yellow Dog disappeared along the campaign trail.

Yellow Dog's eacape was made possible with support from a mysterious Ninja warrior said to be Dr. Lyle Catso but the ninja's indentity is yet to be confirmed.

While Yellow Dog was unavailable for comment, her running mate, Gray D. Cat, echoed concerns that the pair will not be fairly represented on electronic voting machines and asked that voters everywhere join protest groups and sign petitions before yet another Presidential election is rigged.
Posted on Feb 3, 2008 at 09:02AM by Registered CommenterBilly in | Comments1 Comment