While meeting with Vice-presidential candidate, Gray D Cat, earlier today, reporters from the Blogsboro Network overheard a canine in the next cubical begging, "Please Mike, give it to me." A quick check of the cubical revealed only the candidog, Yellow Dog, alone and talking to someone on the telephone.

Since her recent endorsement by Mayor Dog of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, the Yellow Dog campaign has been furiously hunting independent and 3rd party endorsements like the endorsement of the Munger for Governor of North Carolina campaign.

Reporters were then cautioned to remain only within the cubicles in which appointments had been cleared.

2008 has been the year of racism and prejudice in Presidential politics with all of the better known candidates-- especially the big 3-- turning up skeletons of past relationships with the most divisive figures in American society and it appears the lesser known candidates are in just as deep.

Blogsboro Network reporters are currently answering hundreds of calls from angry voters this morning as news has surfaced that Yellow Dog may have family ties to the notorious EAT (Eat American Teenagers) a pride of dogs and cats who advocate hunting down and eating America's teens as a means to eventually take control of the nation through the devouring of a generation.

While details are sketchy it appears the group's origins go back to North Carolina where Yellow Dog was born and allegedly some of Yellow Dog's closest family members have close ties to EAT with one unidentified caller making the claim that Yellow Dog once shared a kennel with Hercules, an English Mastiff who is said to be the world's largest and hungriest dog.  

The Yellow Dog for President Campaign indicated the candidog is currently unavailable for comment.

Blogsboro Network reporters were privy last night to video leaked from a secret White house meeting in which President Bush addressed the highest ranking officers of the Republican Party on what must be done to insure a McCain victory in the coming election. "We have to stop that bitch at any cost, before it's too late." The President said in his opening remarks. "If that damned bitch wins she'll give Iraq back to the Iraqis and America back to Americans. Then we'll be lucky if we can keep Texas."



"We could rig the voting machines, " Carl Rove said, "like we did against Kerry and Hair Boy."

"Won't work," The President replied. "Charleston showed us what that dog is capable of and the CIA warned me just today that hundreds of thousands of animals are planning similar attacks. In some states even bears, buffaloes moose and elk are offering to help.

"I could get Chad to help," Secretary Rice gushed. "You know he's got a hard on for me."

"No, that won;t work either. Chad's a looser. Besides, he's working in the cellular phone business doing commercials these days. There's only one way we can stop Yellow Dog and everyone in this room knows what we must..."

"Mister President, That cat's wearing a video camera!"

"Damn right I'm scared."

Those were the words uttered by Senator John McCain in an exclusive interview with the Blogsboro Network just minutes ago. The Arizona Republican Presidential hopeful when on to explain his fears. "Look, I'm in pretty good health but Yellow Dog, she's in her prime and she's a trained killer, special forces, Navy Seal with teeth she plans to grind my ass into hamburger. I don't stand a chance if I have to go up against her. It looks as if I'm going to need Dick Cheney and his shotgun if I'm going to take on Yellow Dog"



The McCain campaign has been scrambling all week to keep the former POW out of harm's away amid rumors that Presidential candidog, Yellow Dog, has vowed to turn the aging senator into a chew toy.

The Yellow Dog for President campaign would neither confirm or deny the allegations, leaving reporters to speculate as to what she actually meant when she was seen barking and growling at the Senator's campaign bus early this morning.

The candidate was furious over the recent attacks by the Clinton campaign, so furious in-fact that she drew blood when they met this afternoon. The following photo is a Blogsboro Network exclusive of Ms Yellow Dog biting Mrs Clinton's buttocks.




The Clinton campaign never returned our calls to establish Mrs Clinton's position though it's reasonably certain it won't be sitting down.

Blogsboro Network photographers snapped this picture earlier today as Ms Yellow Dog met face to face with Hillary Clinton.




No word yet as to whether or not Yellow Dog ate the cookies.

While campaigning in a crime ridden East Greensboro, North Carolina neighborhood yesterday afternoon Yellow Dog, along with her body guard, a pit bull whose name is unknown, spotted a man attempting to break into the home of an invalid female and immediately began pursuit of the criminal.

Greensboro police are crediting Yellow Dog and her body guard with stopping one of the many daylight burglaries that commonly take place in this neighborhood. Police said the typical MO was the kicking down of doors.

When asked about her heroic response, Yellow Dog, a former US Navy Seal, barked, "Let's see my opponents in action. Mcain's a weak old man, Obama's a wimp and Clinton couldn't get out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors."

Will your vote be counted in 2008? Will your choice for President Of The United States Of America, the ballot you cast, simply get cast aside?

Presidential candidog, Ms Yellow Dog and her running mate Gray D Cat were present at a private screening of Uncounted: The New Math Of American Elections late last evening and upon their exit Yellow Dog was heard to howl, "How can Americans write-in YellowDog08.com where there's no paper ballots?"

When asked his opinion of the film, Gray D Cat meowed, "There's no hope for America if Yellow Dog and I are not allowed to serve the people of the United States of America. The Republicrats are running roughshod over everything that makes America great."

When asked if she planned to continue running Yellow Dog barked, "There's still lots of Republicans and several Democrats that need biting."

"A good dose of cat scratch fever wouldn't hurt either," Gray D Cat hissed.

Previously Yellow Dog was accused of vandalizing electronic voting machines in West Virginia and in several other states but accounts remain unsubstantiated. "Some things just need to be done," Yellow Dog howled as she and Gray D Cat quickly ran to their next campaign appearance.

Blogsboro Network reporters have confirmed that the sons and daughters of Presidential candidate Yellow Dog were born out of wedlock. We are now trying to confirm allegations that multiple fathers might be involved. We attempted to contact Ms Yellow Dog but she is currently unavailable for comment according to campaign insiders.

Reports are currently coming into the offices of the Blogsboro Network concerning a potently political time bomb that may complicate matters for at least one of this year's Presidential candidates.

Anonymous sources have alleged that Ms Yellow Dog's puppies were born out of wedlock as part of wild night of howling about on the part of the candidog, Ms Yellow Dog and that the father of Yellow Dog's children is an Irish Wolf hound who is in-fact an illegal immigrant.

Yellow Dog campaign staffers have so far refused to comment pending communication with the candidog who is currently running the campaign trail and was unavailable for comment.