It's a big day for Greensboro, North Carolina Congressional candidate, Jay Ovittore.

On the heels of endorsements by the Replacements Ltd. PAC and this morning's Pilot, Democratic hopeful, Ovittore, was endorsed today by the Yellow Dog for President campaign who released the following statement to the press:

"Yellow Dog's memory of Jay Ovittore goes back to the days when she was a puppy and Jay occasionally came over to visit her and her family. Jay was always happy to throw a ball and rub her between her ears. Sometimes he even brought treats.

As a young dog, Yellow Dog enjoyed walking with Jay who taught her the proper way to cross a busy street and was never so irresponsible as to allow her to pull against her leash. He also taught her to fetch, roll over, shake and play dead-- a skill she used masterfully to trick opponents and kill them when serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Because of her long personal relationship with Jay Ovittore and the fact that she believes him to be a man of integrity, Yellow Dog is happy to endorse Jay Ovittore for United States Congress."

Jay Ovittore was not available for comment prior to the release of this information.

While meeting with Vice-presidential candidate, Gray D Cat, earlier today, reporters from the Blogsboro Network overheard a canine in the next cubical begging, "Please Mike, give it to me." A quick check of the cubical revealed only the candidog, Yellow Dog, alone and talking to someone on the telephone.

Since her recent endorsement by Mayor Dog of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, the Yellow Dog campaign has been furiously hunting independent and 3rd party endorsements like the endorsement of the Munger for Governor of North Carolina campaign.

Reporters were then cautioned to remain only within the cubicles in which appointments had been cleared.

2008 has been the year of racism and prejudice in Presidential politics with all of the better known candidates-- especially the big 3-- turning up skeletons of past relationships with the most divisive figures in American society and it appears the lesser known candidates are in just as deep.

Blogsboro Network reporters are currently answering hundreds of calls from angry voters this morning as news has surfaced that Yellow Dog may have family ties to the notorious EAT (Eat American Teenagers) a pride of dogs and cats who advocate hunting down and eating America's teens as a means to eventually take control of the nation through the devouring of a generation.

While details are sketchy it appears the group's origins go back to North Carolina where Yellow Dog was born and allegedly some of Yellow Dog's closest family members have close ties to EAT with one unidentified caller making the claim that Yellow Dog once shared a kennel with Hercules, an English Mastiff who is said to be the world's largest and hungriest dog.  

The Yellow Dog for President Campaign indicated the candidog is currently unavailable for comment.

Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton has launched a new campaign effort in Yellow Dog's home state of North Carolina but not to be outdone, the dog bites back.

The Clinton Campaign has established a web site that allows voters to post questions online so that Senator Clinton can answer those questions online but when asked about Clinton's latest attack Yellow Dog yawned, waged her tail and asked, "What's the big deal about that? People have been able to ask questions at YellowDog08.com since the day I announced I was running for office. It seems lame to me that bitch, Hillary, is just now getting around to it."

Representatives of the Yellow Dog for President Campaign confirmed that anyone can ask questions for the candidate at YellowDog08.com and the candidog will reply as quickly as possible.

Blogsboro Network reporters were privy last night to video leaked from a secret White house meeting in which President Bush addressed the highest ranking officers of the Republican Party on what must be done to insure a McCain victory in the coming election. "We have to stop that bitch at any cost, before it's too late." The President said in his opening remarks. "If that damned bitch wins she'll give Iraq back to the Iraqis and America back to Americans. Then we'll be lucky if we can keep Texas."



"We could rig the voting machines, " Carl Rove said, "like we did against Kerry and Hair Boy."

"Won't work," The President replied. "Charleston showed us what that dog is capable of and the CIA warned me just today that hundreds of thousands of animals are planning similar attacks. In some states even bears, buffaloes moose and elk are offering to help.

"I could get Chad to help," Secretary Rice gushed. "You know he's got a hard on for me."

"No, that won;t work either. Chad's a looser. Besides, he's working in the cellular phone business doing commercials these days. There's only one way we can stop Yellow Dog and everyone in this room knows what we must..."

"Mister President, That cat's wearing a video camera!"

"Damn right I'm scared."

Those were the words uttered by Senator John McCain in an exclusive interview with the Blogsboro Network just minutes ago. The Arizona Republican Presidential hopeful when on to explain his fears. "Look, I'm in pretty good health but Yellow Dog, she's in her prime and she's a trained killer, special forces, Navy Seal with teeth she plans to grind my ass into hamburger. I don't stand a chance if I have to go up against her. It looks as if I'm going to need Dick Cheney and his shotgun if I'm going to take on Yellow Dog"



The McCain campaign has been scrambling all week to keep the former POW out of harm's away amid rumors that Presidential candidog, Yellow Dog, has vowed to turn the aging senator into a chew toy.

The Yellow Dog for President campaign would neither confirm or deny the allegations, leaving reporters to speculate as to what she actually meant when she was seen barking and growling at the Senator's campaign bus early this morning.

The candidate was furious over the recent attacks by the Clinton campaign, so furious in-fact that she drew blood when they met this afternoon. The following photo is a Blogsboro Network exclusive of Ms Yellow Dog biting Mrs Clinton's buttocks.




The Clinton campaign never returned our calls to establish Mrs Clinton's position though it's reasonably certain it won't be sitting down.

Blogsboro Network photographers snapped this picture earlier today as Ms Yellow Dog met face to face with Hillary Clinton.




No word yet as to whether or not Yellow Dog ate the cookies.

 Blogsboro Network reporters learned just minutes ago that Yellow Dog has been called to active duty and is already working to save lives in flooded areas throughout Missouri and other Midwestern states.

In a statement from running mate, Gray D Cat, it was stated that while Yellow Dog is proud to serve her country in any way she can, Mr Cat believes her deployment is a deliberate effort on the part of the White house to remove her from the campaign.

The White house neither confirmed nor denied Gray D Cat's allegations.

Thanks to Rupert Murdoch, MySpace users can now support Yellow Dog for President and the Self Help Ventures Fund, a Durham, North Carolina headquartered nonprofit that works to place economically disadvantaged citizens into their own homes and business while fighting predatory lending and fraud on the part of the lending and insurance industries.

Please join in helping to spread the word about how Yellow Dog and the Self Help Ventures Fund have joined forces to help raise and support America's working class.

When asked about her surprising move to the Murdoch camp, Yellow Dog barked, "Come join my cause, Yellow Dog For President! Just view my profile and click "Add Cause to My Profile" in the Causes box." View My Profile