Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton has launched a new campaign effort in Yellow Dog's home state of North Carolina but not to be outdone, the dog bites back.

The Clinton Campaign has established a web site that allows voters to post questions online so that Senator Clinton can answer those questions online but when asked about Clinton's latest attack Yellow Dog yawned, waged her tail and asked, "What's the big deal about that? People have been able to ask questions at YellowDog08.com since the day I announced I was running for office. It seems lame to me that bitch, Hillary, is just now getting around to it."

Representatives of the Yellow Dog for President Campaign confirmed that anyone can ask questions for the candidate at YellowDog08.com and the candidog will reply as quickly as possible.