Blogsboro Network reporters were privy last night to video leaked from a secret White house meeting in which President Bush addressed the highest ranking officers of the Republican Party on what must be done to insure a McCain victory in the coming election. "We have to stop that bitch at any cost, before it's too late." The President said in his opening remarks. "If that damned bitch wins she'll give Iraq back to the Iraqis and America back to Americans. Then we'll be lucky if we can keep Texas."



"We could rig the voting machines, " Carl Rove said, "like we did against Kerry and Hair Boy."

"Won't work," The President replied. "Charleston showed us what that dog is capable of and the CIA warned me just today that hundreds of thousands of animals are planning similar attacks. In some states even bears, buffaloes moose and elk are offering to help.

"I could get Chad to help," Secretary Rice gushed. "You know he's got a hard on for me."

"No, that won;t work either. Chad's a looser. Besides, he's working in the cellular phone business doing commercials these days. There's only one way we can stop Yellow Dog and everyone in this room knows what we must..."

"Mister President, That cat's wearing a video camera!"