Pride And Prejudice In Presidential Politics

2008 has been the year of racism and prejudice in Presidential politics with all of the better known candidates-- especially the big 3-- turning up skeletons of past relationships with the most divisive figures in American society and it appears the lesser known candidates are in just as deep.

Blogsboro Network reporters are currently answering hundreds of calls from angry voters this morning as news has surfaced that Yellow Dog may have family ties to the notorious EAT (Eat American Teenagers) a pride of dogs and cats who advocate hunting down and eating America's teens as a means to eventually take control of the nation through the devouring of a generation.

While details are sketchy it appears the group's origins go back to North Carolina where Yellow Dog was born and allegedly some of Yellow Dog's closest family members have close ties to EAT with one unidentified caller making the claim that Yellow Dog once shared a kennel with Hercules, an English Mastiff who is said to be the world's largest and hungriest dog.  

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