"Damn right I'm scared."

Those were the words uttered by Senator John McCain in an exclusive interview with the Blogsboro Network just minutes ago. The Arizona Republican Presidential hopeful when on to explain his fears. "Look, I'm in pretty good health but Yellow Dog, she's in her prime and she's a trained killer, special forces, Navy Seal with teeth she plans to grind my ass into hamburger. I don't stand a chance if I have to go up against her. It looks as if I'm going to need Dick Cheney and his shotgun if I'm going to take on Yellow Dog"



The McCain campaign has been scrambling all week to keep the former POW out of harm's away amid rumors that Presidential candidog, Yellow Dog, has vowed to turn the aging senator into a chew toy.

The Yellow Dog for President campaign would neither confirm or deny the allegations, leaving reporters to speculate as to what she actually meant when she was seen barking and growling at the Senator's campaign bus early this morning.