Yellow Dog Takes A Bite Out Of Crime

While campaigning in a crime ridden East Greensboro, North Carolina neighborhood yesterday afternoon Yellow Dog, along with her body guard, a pit bull whose name is unknown, spotted a man attempting to break into the home of an invalid female and immediately began pursuit of the criminal.

Greensboro police are crediting Yellow Dog and her body guard with stopping one of the many daylight burglaries that commonly take place in this neighborhood. Police said the typical MO was the kicking down of doors.

When asked about her heroic response, Yellow Dog, a former US Navy Seal, barked, "Let's see my opponents in action. Mcain's a weak old man, Obama's a wimp and Clinton couldn't get out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors."