Yellow Dog Seeks Endorsement Of Kentucky Mayor
Sources inside the Yellow Dog for President Campaign called Blogsboro Network offices this morning to tell us that Ms Yellow Dog is currently in-route to the small Boone County, Kentucky community of Rabbit Hash in hopes of getting the endorsement of Rabbit Hash's Mayor Dog.
While small in number, the community of Rabbit Hash-- a mecca where motorcycles outnumber automobiles-- endorsement by Mayor Dog is significant in that Rabbit Hash is the center of the universe and its citizens the salt of the earth. Campaign officials think an endorsement of Ms Yellow Dog and running mate, Gray D Cat, by Mayor Dog to be highly likely due in part to their mutual feelings towards current political party leaders and the fact that Yellow Dog is in favor of rabbit hunting.
According to our source, Yellow Dog was last seen running north along Interstate 75 near Corbin, Kentucky and is expected to arrive in Rabbit Hash late tomorrow night where she will no doubt rest before meeting with Mayor Dog Sunday afternoon. An excited resident of Rabbit Hash who wished to remain anonymous told Team Blogsboro, "Most Presidential candidates turn their noses up at Rabbit Hash. At least we'll soon be able to say, 'Yellow Dog slept here."
While small in number, the community of Rabbit Hash-- a mecca where motorcycles outnumber automobiles-- endorsement by Mayor Dog is significant in that Rabbit Hash is the center of the universe and its citizens the salt of the earth. Campaign officials think an endorsement of Ms Yellow Dog and running mate, Gray D Cat, by Mayor Dog to be highly likely due in part to their mutual feelings towards current political party leaders and the fact that Yellow Dog is in favor of rabbit hunting.
According to our source, Yellow Dog was last seen running north along Interstate 75 near Corbin, Kentucky and is expected to arrive in Rabbit Hash late tomorrow night where she will no doubt rest before meeting with Mayor Dog Sunday afternoon. An excited resident of Rabbit Hash who wished to remain anonymous told Team Blogsboro, "Most Presidential candidates turn their noses up at Rabbit Hash. At least we'll soon be able to say, 'Yellow Dog slept here."








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