Yellow Dog surprised reporters early this morning when she crashed through a plate glass window, rushed into a Charleston, West Virgina polling place and began tearing the electrical cords from the backs of voting machines slated to be used in the upcoming Super Tuesday Primaries.

While she appeared to be shocked as she ripped the cords from the backs of over 40 Diebold Voting Machines she continued her viscous attack apparently unscathed. "They're rigged!" she barked. "They're all rigged. Demand paper ballots now!"

Team Blogsboro reporters attempted to interview Yellow Dog but police pushed them aside and arrested Duke Amboy of Duke Amboy Special Reports as Yellow Dog disappeared along the campaign trail.

Yellow Dog's eacape was made possible with support from a mysterious Ninja warrior said to be Dr. Lyle Catso but the ninja's indentity is yet to be confirmed.

While Yellow Dog was unavailable for comment, her running mate, Gray D. Cat, echoed concerns that the pair will not be fairly represented on electronic voting machines and asked that voters everywhere join protest groups and sign petitions before yet another Presidential election is rigged.