Yellow Dog Calls For Presidential Debate

As if often the case with political challengers and long shots, Yellow Dog has issued a challenge to her political rivals to meet her face to face in front of the television cameras. Earlier today while seated on a stump in Trenton, New Jersey, Yellow Dog whined and opined that her opponents were afraid to go head to head with her. "I'll chew their heads off," Yellow Dog growled to the applause of hundreds of loyal fans and supporters gathered around an oak stump in a Trenton city park.

When asked if she supported the troops in Iraq, Yellow Dog barked, "Of course I support them, I served with them and the best way to support them is to bring them home."

On how she intended to bring the troops home she howled, "Most of them got there in airplanes, I figure that's the best way to bring them home."

When asked if she thought terrorist might overrun Iraq after American forces leave the country Yellow Dog growled, "Terrorists overran Iraq in 2003 when myself and others were deployed there. We're the terrorists in Iraq."

While most of the people who were gathered shared Yellow Dog's view some were quick to ask why she called Americans, terrorists. "Terrorists are people who come to where you live and terrorize you," Yellow Dog roared. "If we haven't terrorized the Iraqi people for the last five years then no one in the world has ever been terrorized."