Yellow Dog Crosses The Potomac

There were no troops, no horses, no silver dollars, no lantern boys and no row boats but just as General George Washington crossed the Delaware River on his way to win the American Revolutionary War, the candidog, Yellow Dog, swam the frigid, mile wide Potomac River today as she made her way north towards Trenton, New Jersey. When asked why she didn't cross at the bridge Yellow Dog howled, "Can't you reporters read? Pedestrians aren't allowed on the bridge."

When asked why she was going to Trenton, Yellow Dog barked, "Cause that's where the stump is," and quickly swam away.

While it's unclear what she meant some are speculating that Yellow Dog is preparing to speak to voters.

In related news, Team Blogsboro reporter, Duke Amboy, has not been seen or heard from since he was arrested February 3rd. A spokesperson for the Charleston, West Virginia Police Department would only say that Mr. Amboy is in Federal custody. No Federal law enforcement agencies are claiming to know Mr. Amboy's whereabouts.