Yellow Dog On The Road Again

Early this morning, reporters caught up with Yellow Dog at a watering hole in a rest area alongside Interstate 95 just north of Brunswick, Georgia where Yellow Dog was speaking with a group of truck drivers who had come together for an impromptu gathering in Yellow Dog's honor. In between laps of water from the hole and choking down on snacks provided by the truckers Yellow Dog addressed their concerns with the nation's current political situation.

One trucker asked her position on the Iraq War to which Yellow Dog replied, "I lost lots of friends while I served in Iraq, they've done their part and it's time to bring them home once and for all."

When asked about the rising cost of fuel-- a common concern among the truckers at the gathering-- Yellow Dog replied, "It's time America exercised her right to be energy independent. America needs to invest in a new energy infrastructure that allows for lots of ways to fuel America's cars, trucks, buses, trains, boats and planes. America should not be held hostage by foreign governments who use oil profits to fund terrorism. America should legalize Hemp, invest in solar power, build energy efficient homes and cars, and start putting the jobs where the people live so they can walk to work and be healthier which will in turn reduce the escalating cost of health care in this nation. America should do everything she can do to end our addiction to imported fossil fuels and all fossil fuels."

The truckers agreed Yellow Dog is the bitch they plan to vote for. Seems the only complaints to be heard were from the reporters gasping for air as they struggled to keep up with the blistering pace Yellow Dog has set thus far.