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Technology Wednesday
26Dec
Idea Generator
Dec 26, 2007 at 09:17PM
For those of you who need help in coming up with new ideas I've found the cure... or the curse, I really can't be sure.
The Idea Generator is the work of The Director's Bureau but what exactly it is or what it does is a mystery so I decided to check it out. Somehow ideas like a "pre-fab wooden orchestra" or "medieval nuclear furniture" didn't seem to do it for me so I decided to investigate further.
The "electric aquatic sex toy" seemed interesting enough but I have to wonder about the safety of electric appliances that are most likely used in the bath tub so I decided to take another spin. A "magnetic flying hotel" just might fly but would it still be there come time to check into your room? I had to know more.
What do you do with a "jewel encrusted neon apparatus?" Never mind, I don't think I want to know. "Battery operated flying art" sounds cool. Just be sure you put in a fresh "magnetic edible sound system" in case the batteries go dead in the middle of an exhibition.
A "hot aquatic movie" sounds plausible. Maybe that's what you get when you use the "electric aquatic sex toy" in front of a video camera? Wait, one more spin results in a "computerized candy car." At least you won't go hungry waiting on the tow truck.
The Idea Generator is the work of The Director's Bureau but what exactly it is or what it does is a mystery so I decided to check it out. Somehow ideas like a "pre-fab wooden orchestra" or "medieval nuclear furniture" didn't seem to do it for me so I decided to investigate further.
The "electric aquatic sex toy" seemed interesting enough but I have to wonder about the safety of electric appliances that are most likely used in the bath tub so I decided to take another spin. A "magnetic flying hotel" just might fly but would it still be there come time to check into your room? I had to know more.
What do you do with a "jewel encrusted neon apparatus?" Never mind, I don't think I want to know. "Battery operated flying art" sounds cool. Just be sure you put in a fresh "magnetic edible sound system" in case the batteries go dead in the middle of an exhibition.
A "hot aquatic movie" sounds plausible. Maybe that's what you get when you use the "electric aquatic sex toy" in front of a video camera? Wait, one more spin results in a "computerized candy car." At least you won't go hungry waiting on the tow truck.
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expensive inflatable toy
....figured you would need to know this... :)