Pork-n-Beans

The Vegetable Stalker spotted in Kansas! Stay tuned to this Veggie Network News station to find out more.

Hello, this is Bruce Apple, VNN., Veggie News Network reporting to you from Dodge City, Kansas where the Vegetable Stalker has finally been beaten. That's right, Veggie Head has been beaten. Police report that they are closing in on him right now. This is what happened.

Pork-n-beans, pork-n-beans,
you find them in a can.
No one eats them, so they say.
They say they cannot stand,
to taste a taste, a little bean
must make one just a dork,
but pork-n-beans make you go blind
looking for the pork.

So the mighty Vegetable Stalker
set out on a mission
to eat some pork-n-beans
and not loose his vision.
Could it be perhaps he’ll make it.
Only time will tell
but if you’re very quiet
you can hear him yell,

“My eyes! Oh my eyes!”

Has the Vegetable Stalker been beaten once and for all? Will he ever be able to see again? And is there really any pork in pork-n-beans? Stay tuned for the answers to these and many other questions that have plagued man and vegetable for centuries as the adventures of the Vegetable Stalker continue. By the way, could you pick up some mustard when you go to the store? Maybe some pork too? Bacon bits? These beans could really use some help.

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the beans, the beans are yellow.
the pork, the pork is green,
and your family sure will all agree
on Yellow Pork-n-beans.

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For the latest news about the capture of Veggie Head Stalker, stay tuned to this VNN. station or go to the Veggie Network News website at VegetableStalker.com.