Mugwump Muffed At The Church Of Sub Genius

Stumbling Verse #6

I was once a whining Mugwump, The stars my destination. I like to think of myself as a bald guy with long hair and pots to wash, frocks to darn, torrid affairs to engage in. I'm a change catalyst, the only one in the world who specializes in documenting disasters and major emergencies. Any bad comments and I'll hit you with my muff!

I'm up front and opinionated, quirky but yet not so weird I scare people off No way! I'm not getting my fingerprints on that train wreck.The thinking man must oppose all cruel customs no matter how deeply rooted in tradition and surrounded by a halo. Damn the electric fence! Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I am attracted to feminine physical traits, a foot, an ankle, a belly, the nape of a neck, a lip, a soft curve, a shadow, a whisper... I offer guidance in precise methods to implement using the Church of SubGenius. I will not stand for anything inappropriate as I'm in lust with an untouchable.

I'd like to thank the academy... I'm also called no-more, too-late...

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