If Only The Band Were Back Together

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Chicken Salad
To the tune of Wooley Bully by Sam The Sham

Onions, pickles, chicken, mayonnaise, chicken salad

Daddy told Momma,
“What’s for lunch today?”
Momma told Daddy,
“On your lousy pay
chicken salad, chicken salad.
Chicken salad, chicken salad, chicken salad.”

Chop up some onion,
chop up pickles too,
chop up some chicken,
mayonnaise in the goo,
chicken salad, chicken salad.
Chicken salad, chicken salad, chicken salad.

Said to my momma,
“What you gonna do?
I’m sick of chicken salad,
want some chicken stew,
chicken salad, chicken salad.
Chicken salad, chicken salad, chicken salad.

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