Well it appears the smoked-up old sage has been reading other blogs. And to think, I thought Confuseus thought Confuseus.com was the only one.

 Confuseus sez, Why bear kill trainer? That so easy let Bob tell you answer. Him guru too-- just not have as many groopies as Confuseus. Maybe Confuseus give Bob groopies, reduce grocery bill at penthouse.

Wow, could it be these tough economic times are affecting gurus too?