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Another Pathetic Poem By Another Pathetic Poet
A poem long since forgotten,
a verse that wasn't true--
she comes to me, a memory
of a love I never knew.
Could it be I never knew her love--
a figment of one blind.
Could it be I never loved her...
A Mother's Day Poem
Little Birds
The time has come
when all your eggs
have hatched, and left the nest.
They all have feathers, everyone,
though different from the rest.
They fly about so far from home,
but they’ll find their way back.
They gather now to sing for you
so glad they all are back.
You raised them all,
and cared for them.
You chased the snakes away,
and hid them when the cats appeared.
You helped them make their way.
The time has come for all of them
to make a grand return
so for you, Mom, we bring to you
your very own fat worm.
Special: This Week Only
I became a man
on the installment plan--
for each step of manhood I paid.
The best that I can,
a poor excuse for a man
with all my sad faults on display.
Was Homer The Only One She Loved?
Where is my Calliope?
Where waits my patient one--
the one for which there is no end
in legend, myth or run?
Where is my Calliope--
my goddess, muse so fair--
the one for which an epic tale
is created from the air?
Poetry Map
For those of you who come here seeking just my poetry I thought I'd make it easier for you by giving you links to all my poetry styles.
Billy's Poetry This is the poetry Billy is known for. Below are Billy's experiments in poetic alchemy.
** Rocku A new form of poetry combining Rock-n-roll lyrics and American style Haiku.
**Stumbling Verse A mash-up of poetry made from Stumbleupon.com profiles.
**Fast Food Delights Poetry written about The Fast Food War.
**Exploding Dog Poems Poetry based on titles sent to me by readers.
**Parking Meter Poems Poetry channeled to Billy from parking meters.
**Veggie Head Stalker The adventures of America's favorite vegetable as he fights to save the world from terrorist Frankenfoods intent on taking over the world and enslaving the Human race, written using a unique combination of poetry mixed with prose.
As time goes on and I dream up new categories/genres for my poetry I'll edit this post. And for those of you who want to see everything else here at BloggingPoet.com I give you my vast yet fully charted Site Map.
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Is Reality Really
Reality, that thing that lies before me,
that thing I cannot grasp--
a lie I once believed
before my eyes conceived
that none of this will last...
beyond tomorrow.
About That Greensboro Rooster
The rooster crows and no one knows
the why or when or how
and just like that young rooster
I'm feeling kind of foul
but I don't crow so no one knows
the why or when or how...
We have a bit of an understanding, he and I, seems no matter how hard we flap our wings we're both not good at flying.
Also, I added two very young hens (pullets) to the flock Friday night. One, a Turken (Naked Neck Chicken) named Nelly and the other a soft white bird of unknown breeding who I've yet to name. Both are doing just fine in their new home.
The Almost Complete Ballad Of Tommy Houston
Ive posted parts of this before but this is the first time Ive posted it in its entirety. For those of you who may not realize some of the language could be considered rough. I hope you enjoy:
The Ballad Of Tommy Houston
Part 1, Born On A Winters Night
On a cold and dark December night
Tommy Houston first saw light;
his eyes, though young, stared at a full moon,
left in a ditch to die too soon.
His mother was a Boston witch,
known far and wide, an evil bitch
who cared for no one live or gone.
She abandoned Tommy all alone.
A newborn babe, he learned to crawl,
but never cried as his life he clawed.
He pulled himself from in that ditch
and vowed to kill that sorry bitch.
He learned to live on vermin there,
snakes, bugs, and frogs, lice from his hair.
A taste for blood the young child knew;
killed his first hare fore he was two.
Though still a child, the age of three,
he spied a drunk on bended knee.
He threw himself upon the wreck
and sank his teeth in the poor drunks neck.
They found his teeth marks on the bones
strewn far and wide, Tommys wooded home.
The sheriff raised a posse then
to find young Tommy, drag him in.
They hauled him in; took fifteen men
fore they could finally reign him in.
A child of three gone desperate wild
a mystery, this viscous child,
the hangin judge said, This cant be,
I cannot hang a child of three.
And so it was, Tommy Houstons spared,
the sheriff ordered, Take him far from there.
To the wilderness, they hauled him far
in a steel lined vault in a railroad car
to the wilderness where only bears
and the devils vermin stand a prayer.
There in the woods they put him out
to meet his death. there was no doubt.
Twas then young Tommy killed a bear
and dressed himself in bear fur there.
And folks round here, until this day
say Tommy kills all who might stray
into the wild, the darkness there,
his curdled howl, it fills the air.
The panther, wolf, grizzly too,
avoid the land where Tommy grew,
and only things of poison grow
on the footsteps where Tommy Houston goes.
Part 2 Tommy Meets The Devil
Was the coldest night on record
with snow bout three miles tall.
Tommy, in the wilderness,
knew this might be all.
A frozen soul, young Tommy cried,
For heat Id brave through Hell!
and so begins another tale
of the Devil we know well.
Did someone call me? words were spoke
but none were there to see.
Tommy shouts, Who teases me,
Im freezing, cant you see?
Tis only me, the Devil said,
his eyes a burnin red,
Perhaps I can assist you, Sir,
before youre frozen dead.
Ive heard of you, young Tommy spoke,
could it be youre really true?
Could it be you are the Devil, Sir,
the cold plays tricks on you.
Tis I, but I, the only one,
the Devil, he did say,
Ive come to take you where its warm
by night or light of day.
Im still alive, I will not go.
You see, its not my time.
The Devil laughed, Young Tommy, Son,
do you always speak in rhyme?
Come, go with me, well leave this place,
Ill take you where its warm,
and you can stay there if you like,
or leave after the storm.
Dont lie to me, Ill kill you, Red.
Ive killed so many more.
Tommy, Tommy, the Devil said,
Ive heard men boast before.
Besides, Id never lie to you,
cant I do just one good turn?
You said yourself, its not your time
for your soul with me to burn.
Okay, I guess, young Tommy said,
its cold here in these hills.
I could use a little warming up
so my fingers I could feel.
And if youre lying, you can bet
Im the one to take you down,
so go on, Devil, lead the way
to your hole deep in the ground.
You foolish boy, Ill not save you,
the Devil laughed to fill the night.
Id rather let you freeze to death
than have your soul tonight.
You foolish boy, you foolish boy,
you will be mine one day,
but youve still got more hell on Earth
before you come my way.
Part 3 Tommy Meets His Bride
Was down along the border
there in old Mexico,
Tommy Houston rode to town
to see a girlie show.
A fire, it burned inside his soul
like nothing else hed know
so day and night he whipped his mule
as far as it would go.
Hed heard about the girlie show
up on the northern plain,
braved snow and ice, and deserts dry
to seek out his refrain.
Was something Tommy needed bad
but Tommy didnt know
and all that he had on his mind
were things he dared not show.
The night was dark,
an old cliche that had been Tommys life.
The man that every mortal fears
had come to take a wife,
and so it was, he rode to town
ashamed and all alone
with one ambition, find a bride
and drag her to his home.
All the men ran from the bar
when Tommy, he walked in.
The bartender, he trembled,
asked, Se, whats your choice of sin?
Tommy looked around the room
at a senorita there,
said, A bottle of your finest brew
and the beauty with raven hair.
But Sir, I fear you do not know,
the bartender shook his head,
that one, she is chosen fast,
and will leave you with but dread.
Tommy yelled, Dont lie to me!
Shes the finest in the inn
and any who get in my way
will end up more dead men!
Okay, okay, I cannot say,
se, the choice is up to you,
the bartender, he did explain,
theres others who will do.
Ill hear no more! young Tommy screamed,
tearing off the bartenders head
to leave him in a pool of blood.
Hes better off there dead.
What is this thing, young Tommy thought,
that creeps into my mind?
A feeling I cannot control,
and worse than being blind.
The raven beauty smiled at him
and tossed her jet black hair,
whispered, Little one, your time has come,
Ill meet up up the stairs.
Was with a single mighty bound,
he leaped two flights of stairs
to be there when she reached the top
and touch her skin so fair.
And as she lead him to her room,
the door hed close behind;
little did young Tommy know
hed soon be less his mind.
She rode him hard, rode him wild,
like few men never know.
For days and days they both screamed out
as the town listened below,
but in the end she did him in.
She broke young Tommys heart,
for when he finally went to sleep
she slipped out in the dark.
Young Tommy woke, ashamed, alone,
hes slept almost a week.
Im not about to let her go,
Ill track her til we meet.
And so it was, he fell in love,
tracked a trail already cold,
said, Im gonna have her back someday
or die out on the road.
Was years and years, Tommy searched
across this whole great land,
sailed round the world a time or two;
he tracked her to Japan.
And everywhere that Tommy searched,
death made every single lair
for every man who knew her well
died of the Ravens glare.
He walked into a seers house,
his heart was aching so.
Said, Ive been around this great big world
looking for the one I know.
Can you help me please, Ive lost my way,
and dont know where to go?
The seer smiled with broken teeth,
said, Its these things I must know.
Sit in this chair, the seer said,
Ill get my crystal ball,
peer inside, Ill look around,
answer your questions, all.
But as she looked inside her ball,
the seer, she did cry,
This one is the Devils bride,
to have her you must die.
Part 4 The Devils Minion Massacre
Tommy Houston went to town
his six guns at his side.
Said, Im the fastest in the West,
would anyone like to try?
He walked into the barroom,
looked around with steely eyes
to see the Devil standing there.
Yes Sir, he was surprised.
The Devil said, They tell me Son,
say youre the best,
but youre not that good you see.
The last man tried me went to Hell
and now he rides for me.
But Tommy Houston didnt cry, he didnt say a word,
except to say, Take your best shot.
I swear thats what we heard.
The noon day sun was bearing down
as they walked out in the street.
The dust enough to choke a mule
but not bad as the heat.
And though his boots, they leapt with flames,
Tommy never broke a sweat
and the Devil wondered, could it be
this one could owe no debt?
The Devils minions counted down
from ten to almost three
when the Devil spoke, How bout a bet?
Are you a gambling man, Tommy?
For if your are there is a chance
that you might save your soul,
avoid eternal misery
oer a bed of red hot coals.
Was Tommy said, Lets hear your bet,
but make it quick for Im a busy man.
Ive not all day to fool with you.
It just aint in my plans.
So Devil, tell me of your bet,
could it be youd wage me fair
or are you simply killin time
while your minions sneak back there?
Oh Tommy, Tommy, Ill not cheat,
said the devil with a grin.
My minions, theyll not shoot your back,
but please, just hear me then.
If you can gun my minions down
Ill never seek to draw,
but if one minion should survive
your soul is mine to call.
Said Tommy to the Devil
as he took a look around,
Theres not that many, ten or twelve,
Ill leave them on the ground.
The Devil said, Well fair is fair,
well know when all is done,
but just in-case you have forgot
counts two and now its one!
(Ha, ha, ha!)
The Devils minions, they rushed in
and Tommy opened fire!
But one by one as each one fell
their numbers just got higher!
Each time one fell ten more were born,
they came from everywhere!
And as the Devil twirled his guns
the crowd could only stare.
The battle raged for hours on
as Tommy gunned them down,
loading one gun with his teeth
as the other shot its rounds.
Each time hed fire ten more would rise
from the piles of bodies there,
and though they did the Devils work
he didnt seem to care.
All through the day into the night
for weeks the battle raged
until the bodies were so high
they seemed to make a cage.
And Tommy fired, oh yes he fired,
a million shots were probably spent,
and all the while the Devil laughed,
drinkin shots for just ten cent.
Then all at once no shots rang out.
All was still, first time in days.
The Devil said, I think hes done,
his soul is mine today.
But as we all were standing there
Tommy climbed atop the mound,
said, Devil, are you really done
or should I climb back down?
The Devil screamed, Youve killed them all,
my minions are no more.
Every soul that Hell doth hold
will burn in Hell no more!
Eternity, I gathered them,
but one man guns them down?
Tell me Tommy, is it true,
my thoughts you now confound?
Was Tommy said, that cant be all,
could Hell hold just one more?
I didnt come here to be saved,
I came to settle scores.
You see there, Devil, all I want
is all that you call yours,
but Hell without your minions,
what good could that be for?
Was then the Devil knew the truth,
You came here just for me.
You came to take all that I have
and all Ill ever be.
And I was fooled, yes oh so fooled,
youre worse than even me.
Was then we saw his trembling hand
as the Devil prayed, Tommy.
So fear the Devil never more.
Its Tommy you should fear.
He whips the Devil every day.
His screams youll sometimes hear.
For Hell is Tommy Houstons now,
he took the Devils place,
and while young Tommy laughs aloud
the Devil prays for grace.
Maybe Ill write more someday. Maybe not.
Spreading Fertilizer On Verses
I never wanted to be a poet--
the King of Poetry Hill.
I never wanted to say I wrote it--
to strive for audience appeal.
I don't mean to say,
I'm it, you know it.
I don't mean to cause you alarm
but when it comes to being a poet
I think I'd do better to farm.
The King Walks Among Us
The king took off his crown
and walked into the town
where he met a beggar who lived upon the street.
And the beggar, he did say, "Can you help me out today
for I have a yearning I fear I just cannot beat."
"You fool," said the king in disguise
as he stared at the beggar's sad eyes,
"Is there not a thing for yourself that you can do?
For to look to strangers and say you need their help today
is proof of addictions that simply aren't worthy or due.
Get a job!"
"You're the fool," said the beggar to the king,
"for to think that your riches and things
might make you better than beggars who live on the street.
For while my addiction is horrid
at least I've got brains up in my head
and if give the choice on your throne I'd be resting my feet."
And as the sad king ran away
not knowing the words he should say,
the beggar, he laughed and shouted these words to the king,
"Run like the fool that you are
for never will you run so far
that tomorrow you'll come running
to hear the words beggars must sing.








