This week’s Page Three Girl is, Bunny Yeager, who says she loves to cuddle with most any guy who will have her. And have her the guys do.


Bunny’s a cheap date who’s happy eating grass, is into nature, loves to run, and dreams of someday meeting Hugh Heafner and becoming a real Playboy Bunny. Look at her: she’s cute, in great shape, and while the photo didn’t capture it, her cotton tail is sure to please. Bunny also hops to be a runway model someday, saying, “I look great in fur.” And guys, when it comes to sex-- well, she is a rabbit!

 She told our photographer her name was Imogen Parrot, but some on our staff believe her real name to be, Meryl Streep. But then we could be wrong. It may not be she's Sophie's choice but she's our choice. The devil may be out of Africa but she wears prada!

Imogen-- or if you prefer, Meryl-- claims to be an accomplished actress of stage, film, and television. She talks about a relationship with some guy named, Oscar and some gal named Emmy, but we were unable to verify. As you can no doubt see, our Imogen is a flamboyant and colorful character who-- despite her age-- still remains very attractive.

Update: We’ve since learned that Imogen is in-fact-- a man. A pretty man but a man just the same. All I’ve got to say is, Buddy, you’ve got a lot of nerve trying to pass yourself off as Meryl Streep, Page 3 Girl. The staff here at BloggingPoet.com promises to be more careful in the future.

This week’s hot page three girl is none other than the drop dead gorgeous Alex Borstein, AKA: Alexandrea Borstein, AKA: Miss. Swan of MadTv.

Ms. Borstein starred in Kicking & Screaming, Catwoman, The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Showtime, Coyote Ugly, and more. She was also one of the original Gilmore Girls.

Rather than appear in the nude as most of our models prefer to do, the unassuming yet still sexy, Miss. Swan is seen relaxing in her tight black swimsuit near the edge of a pond, enjoying the soft grass and warm sun. Wouldn't you like to be the one who strokes and preens her feathers?

To learn all the dirt on Miss Swan, check out AlexBorstein.com.

This week’s Page Three Girl is none other than the sexiest cartoon alive, Jessica Rabbit, wife of Roger Rabbit. In the frame shown here, Jessica is doing some grass after having been in the bush. I have to say she looks amazingly healthy for a cartoon. Look at those legs, will you? And that tail...

This sure ain't no Cadbury bunny, this bunny is one hot chic! Having been a one hit wonder in the adult film industry, Jessica now spends her time keeping Roger hopping and posing in nothing but tiny furs for any photographer who happens to catch her hopping around. I’ve no doubt that Jessica will be fondly remembered by millions of men all over the world for the sexy roll she played as the temptress man nor rabbit could ever forget.

This week’s all nude Page 3 Girl is none other than Cheryl Crow. No, not that Sheryl Crow, this Cheryl Crow.

Cheryl Crow, Page 3 Girl Cheryl, along with her band of birds that include Tim, Shawn, Mike, and Peter, have been flying all over the country since leaving Missouri a few years ago. “Are they trying to become famous?” you ask.

 No, they’re crows, remember: they’re looking for corn fields. Or perhaps to crash and burn.

This particular photograph was taken in the parking lot of of a Tuesday night music club on Diamond Road where Cheryl was heard to squawk, “All I wanna do is soak up the sun and hide from Kid Rock so I don’t get hit with the difficult kind of... Na-na, you missed me. A change would do you good.”

To which Steve McQueen was heard to reply, “There goes the neighborhood. I’m over you and I’m leaving Las Vegas to find a place that’s safe and sound.” We wonder what hubby, Lance Armstrong thinks?

Come back next week to view our next look at all nude, Page Three Girls... or we can talk about the hole in my pocket.

 Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta may not be Smallville but there's a superman's chance that this is one of the lost pictures of Evangeline Lilly baring her lovely petals for Jay Leno.

Or not.
Of course, when it comes to hot naked chics on the Internet it's every man for himself and if given a choice between some tail of two cities I'll take the glass ballerina as my true calling until my judgement day.

And please remember to just yell fire.

Is she hot or what? Shown here posing all nude except for her hot fur, this is probably the only time you’ll ever get to see this young British actress bare all.

While Americans only got to see Miss Fox as Cassandra, Princess Of Troy, on the USA Network mini series, Helen Of Troy, across the pond she’s been coming out of the bush and showing off her high profile on all sorts of features from Three Blind Mice to David Copperfield. Of course, the sly Miss Fox hardly needs a magician to keep the staff of BloggingPoet.com spellbound as we're happy to give her cash back for keeping mum.

Be sure to come back next week when we feature none other than Redd Foxx right here on Page 3.

Editor’s Note: If I see Redd Foxx nude on Page 3 somebody’s getting the axe.

 

Could it really be true, Judy Swallow, the lovely Judy Swallow of BBC Radio, a Page 3 Girl barely covered in an all natural state on Page 3 of BloggingPoet.com? And why not, her fame spreads far and wide on both sides of the bloody pond, doesn’t it?

I’ve really got to hand it to the staff here at BloggingPoet.com as getting Judy Swallow, star of the BBC World Service to take-off for an American audience is a first since she was a teenager in Massachusetts.

Remember: The hottest chicks are on BloggingPoet.com Page 3. Now, that and a few hundred thousand pounds should get the lawsuit dropped.

Picture clip art courtesy About.com.

Once again, BloggingPoet.com gives you the best Page 3 Girls like Adriana Lima who has graced not only the runways but also the catalogs of Victoria's Secret, Guess?, Armani, and XOXO, and as covergirl for Harper's Bazaar and ELLE. Of course, while all those guys were busy dressing her up, here on page 3 we're undressing the lovely Miss Lima.

Recently Adriana Lima was named the 2007 Hottest Girl On The Planet award presented by Guy's Choice and in 2006 she was named to the Forbes Celebrity 100 list,

And believe me when I tell you I'll never again have to be told to eat my beans.

 

Maybe the price is right but one has to wonder if this intimate portrait might start a family feud the likes of which might even give Walker, Texas Ranger, a dose of reality the little rascals might think strong medicine.

Page 3 Girls are supported by hot babes on bikes.