Despite the fact that the smoked up old sage of Confuseus.com has never had a job he still has opinions about working for a living. Me, I'm off to the J-O-B.

Confuseus sez, "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go... Wait, Confuseus not work, Seven Dwarfs say that... Confuseus sez, work only if you have to, but earn every day."

See what I mean.

Today, the sage of Confuseus.com proves that Ripley's Believe It Or Not is not the only expert when it comes to wax dummies.

Confuseus sez, "Woman who store candles in hot attic, also called, wax dummy."

It would appear the crusty old sage from Confuseus.com has some advice on the hair of the dog.

Confuseus sez, "Confuseus confused, not say nothin' today, go back to bed, sleep it off. Come back tonight."

Too bad he couldn't share it with the rest of us. And to think, I actually pay this old drunk.

Who would have thought the Internet's first blogging sage, the master of Confuseus.com, guru, groopie magnet and enlightened freak would be giving us advice on gambling?

Confuseus sez, "Man count money at table not keep up with cards. Or money."

Wonder if the old freak stayed out all night gambling-- again.

Today our burned up old sage blows smoke up your butts on how to get more readers for your blog.

 Confuseus sez, "Blogger want more readers buy advertising. Nothing bring readers quicker than advertising dollar."

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Well, if there's anything the smoked-up old sage of Confuseus.com should be considered an expert on it's sex on the side-- the side of a mountain, that is. Now, had I only listened when people told me not to sign that contract then you wouldn't have to read this wise ass wise old sage.

Confuseus sez, "Money not buy love, but money buy second best thing to love. Poet need read advice of Confuseus rather than just post advice."

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Make no doubt the smoked=up high sage old sage from on high has thoughts about the 2008 Presidential campaign.

Confuseus sez, "All fair in love and war. In politics, nothing fair and none of us fare well."

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Well it appears the smoked-up old sage has been reading other blogs. And to think, I thought Confuseus thought Confuseus.com was the only one.

 Confuseus sez, Why bear kill trainer? That so easy let Bob tell you answer. Him guru too-- just not have as many groopies as Confuseus. Maybe Confuseus give Bob groopies, reduce grocery bill at penthouse.

Wow, could it be these tough economic times are affecting gurus too? 

Hey, I have no choice but to post what the old dude sends me. It's in the contract I signed with Confuseus.com.

Confuseus sez, "Confuseus man of vision because Confuseus have good eyes and great view. Confuseus man of knowledge because Confuseus think for self."

Yeah, I know, had I been thinking for myself I would have never signed the contract to allow BillysToyStore.com to pay for this crap.

Many have opinions on hunting but the straight shooting sage of Confuseus.com sees hunting a bit differently than do most people.

Confuseus sez, "Early bird gets worm when bird hunt worm; early without action get nothing."

I told you the guy was a bird brain.

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