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Sarah Palin Nude On Page 3

2009-07-06T10:00:39Z

A BloggingPoet.com Page 3 online exclusive, none other than former beauty queen, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in all her natural beauty, a Page 3 girl known far and wide because of her failed bid to become vice ~~bitch~~ doe in the 2008 United States Presidential elections. Ladies and gentlemen (and hockey moms too) I give you the infamous and world's sexiest pit bull in red lipstick, Ms Caribou Barbie!

Conservative Chapel Hill Parking Meter Speaks Out

2009-07-05T13:00:05Z

Parking Meter Poetry is made possible by parking meters, their families and by RecycleBills.com Llc.

On another note: earlier this week I learned that my parking meter poetry has been noticed by officials from the City of Austin, Texas. My thanks to Austin for reading.

Billy Explained?

2009-06-28T11:55:13Z

Veggie Head Stalker Explained-- Sorta

2009-06-28T11:41:38Z

I realize that most people simply don't get The Adventurers Of The Vegetable Stalker. You see, parody-- even great parody-- escapes the grasp of most people. And while I don't claim to pen great parody the Adventurers of The Vegetable Stalker are parody no matter how poorly written.

Like everything in poetry, Veggie's adventures are in-fact, an experiment. Great poets experiment with every line they write. And those of us who dream of someday rising to levels of poetic greatness must experiment and reinvent the art of writing poetry in every verse we pen if we are to continue to grow as poets. The same holds true in every form of art. In art, just like in science, most experiments fail. And that's okay.

So what are Veggie's adventurers a parody of? The Veggisodes parody vegetarians, growers and producers of Genetically Modified Foods. the Bush Administration, the War on Terror, my life and my own efforts to promote myself as a writer. Have no doubt the Obama Administration will be parodied in Volume 2. They parody life itself and our efforts to remove ourselves from the artificial mono-culture that is slowly but steadily is taking over all of society.

If you'd like to see an experiment unfold you can tune into The Adventurers of The Vegetable Stalker at VegetableStalker.com. Make sure you read the preface and remember the Veggisodes are only excerpts from the manuscripts I someday hope to send to print.

Dreams Gone Bad

2009-06-21T12:06:28Z

Lucid Dream

Lucid Dream was a pretty young thing.
She used to play and tarry

Poles Still Living In Bondage

2009-06-17T01:13:44Z

And as I walked away I thought I heard her cry.

I'm Still Tired Of Shouting

2009-06-15T20:55:51Z

While my headaches appear to have completely gone away my sinuses are still clogged and I still have trouble hearing. What's really strange is the fact that my right ear hears better than my left and it's my right ear that has the ruptured ear drum.

And the ringing continues 24/7.

PS. Despite my fears the new business launches on July 1 and everyone in America will be better off because of it.

I'm Tired Of Shouting

2009-06-09T12:00:00Z

I'm off to see my doctor this morning. While the headaches, earaches and most of the other symptoms are gone the almost total deafness and ringing in my ears continues.

The worst part of being almost deaf is that people keep talking to me. And while I hear noise when they talk I cannot make out the words that simply add to the ringing in my head.

In the meantime the work continues. I've no doubt that someone will become very successful using my idea. I just wonder if that someone will be me or if anyone will remember when Americans start reaping the rewards of my plan.

Fact is: while I have a partner in the business I don't need a partner and only chose to have said partner because I know he'll manage the venture long after I'm gone and not sell the business to those who would buy it simply to close it.

Veggie Seduced By The Dark Side?

2009-06-07T12:25:55Z

I just learned that my old friend and fellow warrior in the war to stop terrorist, genetically modified foods from taking over the world has joined Twitter. Veggie@Twitter is chronicling his war at VegetableStalker.com.

A nod to Erin of Union County, NC. for tipping me off.

Personally, I just don't get Twitter but Veggie is his own plant and puts his roots anywhere he likes. I just hope he doesn't go to seed.

Me, I've been pretty busy working and getting the beta test of America's newest and greenest product up and going. The work never ends and with the economy like it is I've never enough help.

You Silly Ferret

2009-05-27T22:34:21Z

Something to share with the kids...