Tuesday
31Oct
I'm Rich, I'm Rich!
Oct 31, 2006 at 07:09PM
Far freaking out, I'm rich! I'm freaking, out of this world, rich!
Check this out: I've been accepted as the artist in residence at the estate of local billionaire, Percy Walker. Don't believe me, get it straight from thehorse's mouth Mister Percy! (Sorry Mister Percy, I get excited really easily, and it's not everyday a billionaire lets me move in for a month. I'll try to restrain myself while shacking-up with you and Mister Huntzberger.)
I guess this means I'll have to write some good poetry for a change. Perhaps I can give Mister Percy some Cold Dry Biscuits
in return for letting me sweep his garage and wash his 38 limos by hand. I wonder if he'll let me clean the pool?
I wonder if Mister Percy has WiFi in his mansion? Imagine being able to blog from any room in the house.
You know, other than my Dear Mother and Mister Walker, no one calls me William, understand?
This post was made possible by the esteemed Percival X. Walker and billionaires like you.
Check this out: I've been accepted as the artist in residence at the estate of local billionaire, Percy Walker. Don't believe me, get it straight from the
I guess this means I'll have to write some good poetry for a change. Perhaps I can give Mister Percy some Cold Dry Biscuits
in return for letting me sweep his garage and wash his 38 limos by hand. I wonder if he'll let me clean the pool?
I wonder if Mister Percy has WiFi in his mansion? Imagine being able to blog from any room in the house.
You know, other than my Dear Mother and Mister Walker, no one calls me William, understand?
This post was made possible by the esteemed Percival X. Walker and billionaires like you.
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Reader Comments (3)
Congrats anyway!!!
Percy Percy
Show some mercy
Give some gifts of gold
Many are concerned that without your help
Billy may wind up cold
BY the way, are you trying to work your way into my poetry gig? It's okay, I'll put in a good word to Mister Walker for you.