Okay, so maybe Confuseus isn't the highest branch on the tree but he's a lot better off than most of us so I think you should pay attention:

Confuseus sez, "Two heads awash in strong drink are dumber than one."

Want more confusion? Tune in to Confuseus.com. What? You got something better to do?

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