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Yellow Dog Relaxing At Home Hello, my name is Yellow Dog and I want to serve America by becoming the next President of the United States of America.

Isn't it about time a real bitch lead this nation? I'm Ms Yellow Dog and I'm that bitch. Yes, I've been spayed but who needs a litter of puppies when there's a nation to watch over. Besides, I've already raised a littler of puppies who are all currently serving in the various United States Military Forces. I taught my puppies discipline and raised them to understand that service to Humanity is first and foremost.

I come from a long line of Yellow Dogs who have served this nation proudly. I'm a direct descendant of the first Yellow Dog who ran for President in 1928 and like all my predecessors I've devoted my entire life to serving the American people and their dogs.

I grew up in the American Southland where I learned to hunt down and kill vermin at a very early age. I've got a nose for smelling trouble and I'm not scared to bite.

I'm currently a member of the United States Coast Guard Reserves and was previously a Navy Seal who was wounded-in-action by a member of Saddam's Elite Republican Guard while doing covert ops near the Iranian border during the early days of the Iraq War. The Republican Guard stabbed me but before he was able to finish me off I chewed off his arm. Since that day I have hated Republicans be they Iraqi or Americans and I pledge to bite every Republican I meet including George Bush.

Regretfully, because much of my military service is top secret I cannot divulge exactly what I did or what units I was attached to. If I told you I'd have to kill you. Sorry, I don't make the rules I just chew them up.

I am the proud recipient of a Purple Heart, 5 Battle Stars and a Congressional Medal of Honor for my involvement in helping homeless dogs and cats find good homes. On the weekends I work as a life guard for the YMCA.

Prior to working with the Navy I was a full-time United States Customs Inspections officer working to stop the importation of illegal drugs and lead painted chew toys. I also worked to stop the influx of German Shepherds and Afghan Hounds attempting to enter into this nation illegally and you'll notice that German Shepherds and Afghan Hounds are no longer a problem at our borders. No other candidate has as much experience patrolling borders as I have.

I look forward to becoming the next President and serving the American Public-- even cats-- and hope to enlist your support in stopping Republicans world-wide.